Thursday, September 3, 2009

BARELY LEGAL

Because I was eighteen when I saw it for the first time

Earlier than the average Indian male

And later than my cousin, Digbee

Before that I had only heard it in raucous abuses

Or in scandalous whispers camouflaged in spiraled palms

I think I had also encountered it before

In the bizarre graffiti on lavatory walls

Where, if one has the time and inclination,

One can observe at least fifteen different depictions

Put by pathetic (but surprisingly imaginative) men driven to their perverse extremes

Then of course, there was Jenna Jameson

By the way, we still love you, Jen

Our whole generation does (More so, the 1st year engineers of Lake Place, Calcutta)

Who watched your films at daytime

And changed the world at nights

Therefore, by the 'first time' in the first stanza,

I must actually mean-

Real,

Alive,

In flesh

In fact, even in the moments before then

You were like a locked room mystery

Under your petticoat

Until

You did the unthinkable

The next morning

The sun rose as usual

And the world awoke too

But I was never quite

The same again

I guess, the remarkableness of the first time is that

It only happens once

After that, it's all just the same

And then you take to poetry

etc.

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